and her rant turned into an immediate move for Alex, his parents and his socially retarded brother to the strangest town Alex could imagine; Sugar, Colorado. Now starting his freshman year at Sugar High, Alex encounters the most bizarre teachers; some caught in permanent combat flash-back, others with certified insanity, Coaches with a strange affinity for tampons and body hair, and a rather useless principal. As if that’s not enough, throw in the near-death and near-castration experiences of dog-fishing, perverse children’s books, absolute crap Secret Santa, linebackers that are more moose than human, new friends that are bent on getting Alex killed and one ridiculously hot girl that Alex can do little more than drool in front of, and you get Alex’s Freshman year. If he can survive, Alex might just like his new school life. But even if he does, this is only the beginning of his hilarious, idiotic life at Sugar High.

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