About The Book
"Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does." -- E. Lockhart,...
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author of We Were Liars and The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks  My name is Caitlin and up until forty-eight hours ago I had never:  Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of my lungs, kidnapped anyone or -- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?  Now I'm in jail and I have no idea what I'm going to tell:  The police, my parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.  I have just noticed that:  My nose is pierced and I have-WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?  I blame one person for this entire insane weekend:  My famous cousin.  Who is also my former best friend.  Who I have HATED for the past four years.  Who I miss like crazy. NO I DON'T!!!!  IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!! Â
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